I wished for one of these (I bet he knows what to do with a pair of secateurs):
but since my finances, and let's be honest, physical attributes, wouldn't stretch that far I got myself a couple of these:
Ceanothus and Buddleia |
which actually are quite similar, given that both human and plant attract floaty things but are bit of a bully really.
(In my case 'Aspirations' would be more accurate than 'Inspirations')