14 May 2012

Internal Weeding Dialogue

Most common thoughts while weeding:

  • Oh no you don’t
  • What’s that?
  • Did I plant that last year?
  • You can stay there for one more year then you’re out
  • Bloody hell!
  • Oh bugger, not that one
  • What the hell are you?
  • I should really have gloves on
  • Back again eh?
  • What’s that? Oh it’s you.
  • That’s a bit better
  • Ouch
  • You’re pretty
  • That’s a shame
  • I remember you from last year